Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Damn it! I was just in an elevator crowded with network executives and one of them gave me the perfect opportunity to say something funny and I BLEW it! I could have said something hilarious and maybe they wouldn't have noticed that I'm wearing a baggy 1995 Gap men's sweater with Target jeans* and they would have instead noticed my keen wit and deft comic timing! And then they would give me a job writing for, I don't know, Regis, but that's all I'd need to begin my slow and stead climb to the top... I have too much time to think, at this job. *It's COLD today, and rainy. I stand by my fashion choices. | permalink blog • archives • photos • about • contact This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. All content © 2004.