reading:
John Bowe (ed): Gig: Americans Talk About Their Jobs
Gail Simone: Birds of Prey
Sarah Vowell: Take the Cannoli
Howard Zinn: People's History of the U.S.
Donny: Hey man, you see a box of rubber gloves around here? Mirror Man: Gloves? Man, you don't need no gloves! Stick out that big claw you call a hand. [He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip] Mirror Man: It ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it. [He applies the false fingerprint] Mirror Man: All new fingerprints. Elvis is back. Donny: Damn... Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right? Donny: You're like a little ghetto Smurf!
Did Stoppard do a draft on this movie? I bet it was Stoppard.