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Monday, November 13, 2006

Exercise in Absurdity #38A

Donny: Hey man, you see a box of rubber gloves around here?
Mirror Man: Gloves? Man, you don't need no gloves! Stick out that big claw you call a hand.
[He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip]
Mirror Man: It ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[He applies the false fingerprint]
Mirror Man: All new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
Donny: Damn...
Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?
Donny: You're like a little ghetto Smurf!


Did Stoppard do a draft on this movie? I bet it was Stoppard.

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