The Man In The Wall
Dear Frank,
This week's episode of BONES was kinda boring -- apparently, the "urban music culture" is prone to some amount of violence. But the teaser! Let me tell you what happens in the teaser! Because first Lesser Deschanel wants to stay in and work, but Hot Not Asian decides they should go out and party, so she drags Lesser Deschanel to a hip-hop club. Once there, they try to get their groove on, but Lesser Deschanel starts analyzing the tribal roots of the music, and one girl gets all up in her face about being called "tribal", and another girl defends Lesser Deschanel's use of Descartes' philosophy of primal disconnect as an explanation for why she enjoys the music on a primitive level, and hair-pulling ensues! But when some guy grabs Deschanel, she kicks him THROUGH A WALL, and on the other side of the wall is a dead guy all mummified! And a bag full of crystal meth, which explodes all over the dance floor -- and our hot lady scientists!
So when Beau shows up, Deschanel is totally high on meth and bouncing around and super-excited about the mummified guy in the wall. And she kicks more dudes who want to tamper with the crime scene! Then she fondles the mummy a bit. Credits.
Best teaser ever.
Rest of the episode was kind of dull. Mystery mystery blah blah. Many many black people in this hip-hop episode -- much like how there were lots of Middle-Eastern folk in that terrorism episode awhile back. But there's totally drama between Beau and his blonde lawyer girlfriend, as they're planning on going on vacation, but then blonde lawyer girlfriend gets cold feet and bails on the trip! And Beau sits in the Chinese restaurant and feels lonely, and totally flirts with Deschanel! He nearly asks her to go on vacation with him! Awesome.
"When I Was A Sniper..." Update: When they're analyzing a belly button ring that got ripped out of a girl's belly button, Bones gets all squeamish over it. But it's okay! Because Beau tells her "Hey, when I was a sniper, I saw a lot of stuff, and even that makes me squeamish." And then Deschanel thanks him! And he makes it all better.
He makes it all better.
Love,
Liz
This week's episode of BONES was kinda boring -- apparently, the "urban music culture" is prone to some amount of violence. But the teaser! Let me tell you what happens in the teaser! Because first Lesser Deschanel wants to stay in and work, but Hot Not Asian decides they should go out and party, so she drags Lesser Deschanel to a hip-hop club. Once there, they try to get their groove on, but Lesser Deschanel starts analyzing the tribal roots of the music, and one girl gets all up in her face about being called "tribal", and another girl defends Lesser Deschanel's use of Descartes' philosophy of primal disconnect as an explanation for why she enjoys the music on a primitive level, and hair-pulling ensues! But when some guy grabs Deschanel, she kicks him THROUGH A WALL, and on the other side of the wall is a dead guy all mummified! And a bag full of crystal meth, which explodes all over the dance floor -- and our hot lady scientists!
So when Beau shows up, Deschanel is totally high on meth and bouncing around and super-excited about the mummified guy in the wall. And she kicks more dudes who want to tamper with the crime scene! Then she fondles the mummy a bit. Credits.
Best teaser ever.
Rest of the episode was kind of dull. Mystery mystery blah blah. Many many black people in this hip-hop episode -- much like how there were lots of Middle-Eastern folk in that terrorism episode awhile back. But there's totally drama between Beau and his blonde lawyer girlfriend, as they're planning on going on vacation, but then blonde lawyer girlfriend gets cold feet and bails on the trip! And Beau sits in the Chinese restaurant and feels lonely, and totally flirts with Deschanel! He nearly asks her to go on vacation with him! Awesome.
"When I Was A Sniper..." Update: When they're analyzing a belly button ring that got ripped out of a girl's belly button, Bones gets all squeamish over it. But it's okay! Because Beau tells her "Hey, when I was a sniper, I saw a lot of stuff, and even that makes me squeamish." And then Deschanel thanks him! And he makes it all better.
He makes it all better.
Love,
Liz
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